如果你不爱一个人,
请放手.
好让别人有机会爱她.
如果你爱的人放弃了你,
请放开自己,
好让自己有机会爱别人.
有的东西你再喜欢也不会属于你的,
有的东西你再留恋也注定要放弃的.
人生中有许多种 .
但别让自己为一种伤害.
有些缘分是注定要失去的,
有些缘分是永远都不会有好结果的,
爱一个人不一定要拥有,
但拥有一个人就一定要好好的去爱她.
男人哭了是因为他真的爱了.
女人哭了是因为她真的放弃了.
如果真诚是一种伤害,
我选择谎言;
如果谎言一种伤害,
我选择沉默;
如果沉默是一种伤害,
我选择离开.
如果失去是苦，
你怕不怕付出 ,
如果迷乱是苦，
你会不会选择结束,
如果追求是苦，
你会不会选择执迷不悟 ,
如果分离是苦，
你要向谁倾诉,
好多事情都是后来才看清楚,
好多事情当时一点也不觉得苦!!!!
Friday, February 27, 2009
牛牛牛牛牛
屬牛的人。富有耐心，沈穩而頑強，步步穩重。對待愛情往往是外冷內熱，一副冷酷的樣子，而內心卻是火熱的。對於屬牛的朋友來說，生肖上彼此結合青春不老的朋友分別是：屬鼠的。屬蛇的，屬雞的。最差的組合是：屬羊的。
屬牛的你內斂穩重，與屬鼠的在一起，對方的認真負責，總會彌補你對生活的隨意，與屬蛇的在一起，對方的靈活與求新，增加了生活的情趣，與屬雞的在一起，對方的社交能力，替自己省了不少心。
屬牛的你內斂穩重，與屬鼠的在一起，對方的認真負責，總會彌補你對生活的隨意，與屬蛇的在一起，對方的靈活與求新，增加了生活的情趣，與屬雞的在一起，對方的社交能力，替自己省了不少心。
男生都会明白，女生都会感慨知道太迟
男人要永远感谢在他20多岁的时候曾经陪在他身边的女人，
因为20多岁的男人处在一生中的最低点,
没钱、没地位，没房、没车、没事业，不能独立又不想依赖，挣扎着彷徨着，寻找自己的位置！
而20多岁的女人却是她生命中最灿烂的时候；
男人要永远感谢在他20多岁的时候曾经陪在他身边的女人，
因为二十多岁的男人还很“懵懂”，
而二十多岁的女人却很灿烂；
二十多岁的男人处在一生中的最低点，
而二十多岁的女人却是她的大好华年；
二十多岁的男人很不知珍惜，
而二十多岁的女人最需要被珍惜；
二十多岁的男人自卑到极点所以非常自负，
而二十多岁的女人却在努力建立他的自信；
二十多岁的男人不懂爱，不会爱却需要爱，
而二十多岁的女人需要被爱，需要关怀，却要付出呵护付出关怀；
二十多岁的男人没钱、没事业，但有欲望
而二十多岁的女人空守着自己的韶光不再；
女孩子二十岁左右是她最美丽的年华，这时她的心地最善良，她有点成熟，又有点孩子气。
男孩子在二十多岁时遇见了一个年纪相当的女孩子，那一定要珍惜她，因为这个女孩是用自己最美丽的年华陪他走过了最暗淡的日子！！！
女孩只要陪他走过，女孩会永远幸福下去~~~
当女孩对你撒娇甚至无理取闹时，请男孩不要烦恼女孩，因为她们有道理这样，我们没理由烦恼，我们要做的就是很理解很理解，保护好这位天使，等我们到了30岁，正当我们最美丽的时候，也请你不要放开这位曾经的天使！！！ 二十多岁的男人不知道珍惜,不知道感恩.
当他们三十多岁的时候,事业有成,成熟稳重.
开始嫌弃曾经陪伴过他,但不再年轻的女人.
有人说男人其实是最专一的.
因为从20岁到80岁的男人都喜欢20岁左右年轻漂亮的女人.
这是个笑话,但也是个事实.
有人说现在的年轻女孩都很现实,眼中没有爱情.
称着年轻嫁个有钱的,一辈子也就有个归宿了.
男人有时好比洋葱,要想看到洋葱的心就需要一层一层去剥。
但是女人在剥的过程会不断流泪剥到最后才知道，
原来洋葱是没有心的.
因为20多岁的男人处在一生中的最低点,
没钱、没地位，没房、没车、没事业，不能独立又不想依赖，挣扎着彷徨着，寻找自己的位置！
而20多岁的女人却是她生命中最灿烂的时候；
男人要永远感谢在他20多岁的时候曾经陪在他身边的女人，
因为二十多岁的男人还很“懵懂”，
而二十多岁的女人却很灿烂；
二十多岁的男人处在一生中的最低点，
而二十多岁的女人却是她的大好华年；
二十多岁的男人很不知珍惜，
而二十多岁的女人最需要被珍惜；
二十多岁的男人自卑到极点所以非常自负，
而二十多岁的女人却在努力建立他的自信；
二十多岁的男人不懂爱，不会爱却需要爱，
而二十多岁的女人需要被爱，需要关怀，却要付出呵护付出关怀；
二十多岁的男人没钱、没事业，但有欲望
而二十多岁的女人空守着自己的韶光不再；
女孩子二十岁左右是她最美丽的年华，这时她的心地最善良，她有点成熟，又有点孩子气。
男孩子在二十多岁时遇见了一个年纪相当的女孩子，那一定要珍惜她，因为这个女孩是用自己最美丽的年华陪他走过了最暗淡的日子！！！
女孩只要陪他走过，女孩会永远幸福下去~~~
当女孩对你撒娇甚至无理取闹时，请男孩不要烦恼女孩，因为她们有道理这样，我们没理由烦恼，我们要做的就是很理解很理解，保护好这位天使，等我们到了30岁，正当我们最美丽的时候，也请你不要放开这位曾经的天使！！！ 二十多岁的男人不知道珍惜,不知道感恩.
当他们三十多岁的时候,事业有成,成熟稳重.
开始嫌弃曾经陪伴过他,但不再年轻的女人.
有人说男人其实是最专一的.
因为从20岁到80岁的男人都喜欢20岁左右年轻漂亮的女人.
这是个笑话,但也是个事实.
有人说现在的年轻女孩都很现实,眼中没有爱情.
称着年轻嫁个有钱的,一辈子也就有个归宿了.
男人有时好比洋葱,要想看到洋葱的心就需要一层一层去剥。
但是女人在剥的过程会不断流泪剥到最后才知道，
原来洋葱是没有心的.
每日一笑(270209)
今天，为大家带来一个限制级的笑话，
请各位看官多多捧场。。。
洞房花烛夜（电脑版）
（1）关闭window、预览(preview)、浏览器(browser)、黑屏；
（2）面向对象(object-oriented)、跨平台操作，查找(find)用户程序接口API(application program interface,API)；
（3）变量(varible)、枚举（enumeration）、调试(debug)、对象嵌入与连接(object embeding and linking）、即插即用(plug and play)、兼容、内联扩展(inline) ；
（4）动态连接(dynamic linking)、共享（share）、粘贴(paste)、二进制(binary)、拖放(drag and drop)；
（5）压缩（compressed）、映射(mapping)、释放内存(deallocating memory)系统崩溃(system crash);
（6）挂起(hang)、断开(disconnect)、弹出(pop).
next:
刷新(refesh)、复引用(dereferencing)、重新热启动(reboot)
请各位看官多多捧场。。。
洞房花烛夜（电脑版）
（1）关闭window、预览(preview)、浏览器(browser)、黑屏；
（2）面向对象(object-oriented)、跨平台操作，查找(find)用户程序接口API(application program interface,API)；
（3）变量(varible)、枚举（enumeration）、调试(debug)、对象嵌入与连接(object embeding and linking）、即插即用(plug and play)、兼容、内联扩展(inline) ；
（4）动态连接(dynamic linking)、共享（share）、粘贴(paste)、二进制(binary)、拖放(drag and drop)；
（5）压缩（compressed）、映射(mapping)、释放内存(deallocating memory)系统崩溃(system crash);
（6）挂起(hang)、断开(disconnect)、弹出(pop).
next:
刷新(refesh)、复引用(dereferencing)、重新热启动(reboot)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
每日一笑(260209)
今天是每日一笑是开张第二天，
为大家带来一个英文版，
望各位看官多多支持。。。
Understanding Engineers
For those who are or for those who work with engineers
(1) Take One
Two engineering students were walking across the campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take
what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice;
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
(2) Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
(3) Take Three
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
these people? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in,
"I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The priest said,
"Hey, here comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him."
"Hi George, what's the matter that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?" The green keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group
of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from
a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment. Then the priest said, "That's so sad.
I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said,
"Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist friend and see
if there is anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
(4) Take Four
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41
degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the
woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything
you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of
your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not
been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied
the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people
beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the
same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
(5) Take Five
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
(6) Take Six
Normal people ... Believe that if it isn't broken, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it isn't broken, it doesn't have enough
features yet.
(7) Take Seven
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the
passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Replied the architect and
artist.
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are
spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get
some work done."
(8) Take Eight
One day, an engineer was crossing a road when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week. "
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned
it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do anything
you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look. I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
为大家带来一个英文版，
望各位看官多多支持。。。
Understanding Engineers
For those who are or for those who work with engineers
(1) Take One
Two engineering students were walking across the campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take
what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice;
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
(2) Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
(3) Take Three
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
these people? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in,
"I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The priest said,
"Hey, here comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him."
"Hi George, what's the matter that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?" The green keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group
of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from
a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment. Then the priest said, "That's so sad.
I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said,
"Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist friend and see
if there is anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
(4) Take Four
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41
degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the
woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything
you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of
your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not
been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied
the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people
beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the
same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
(5) Take Five
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
(6) Take Six
Normal people ... Believe that if it isn't broken, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it isn't broken, it doesn't have enough
features yet.
(7) Take Seven
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the
passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Replied the architect and
artist.
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are
spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get
some work done."
(8) Take Eight
One day, an engineer was crossing a road when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week. "
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned
it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do anything
you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look. I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
每日一笑（250209）
今天，是每日一笑开张大吉，
只为博君一笑。。。
嫖娼
从法律上来讲：
建立在金钱上的性关系就是嫖娼，
我发短信给你，
我们就有了“信”关系，
虽然只有一毛钱，
但这辈子好歹也算嫖过你了！
（魔人：那我嫖过蛮多人的！！！各位看官呢？？）
只为博君一笑。。。
嫖娼
从法律上来讲：
建立在金钱上的性关系就是嫖娼，
我发短信给你，
我们就有了“信”关系，
虽然只有一毛钱，
但这辈子好歹也算嫖过你了！
（魔人：那我嫖过蛮多人的！！！各位看官呢？？）
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